MAYA عضو فعال


 العمر : 22 سجّل في : 23 يناير 2008 عدد المساهمات : 1244 مكان الإقامة : دمشق
 | موضوع: The Amircan and Shami passenger 26/10/2008, 9:22 am | |
| * Shami and an American were seated next to each other on a flight from New York. * The American asked the other person if he would like to play a fun-game. * The Shami, tired, just wanted to take a nap, so he politely declined and rolled over to the window to catch a few winks. * The American persisted and explained that the game was easy and a lot of fun. * He said, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again, the Shami declined and tried to get some sleep. * The American said "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500." * This got the guy's attention and, figuring there would be no end to this torment, agreed to the game. * The American asked the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" * The Shami didn't say a word, reached into his wallet, pulled out a $5 bill, and handed it to the American. * "Okay," says the American, "your turn." So the Shami asked, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" * The American thought about it. No answer. Puzzled, he took out his laptop computer and searched all his references. * No answer! * He tapped into the air-phone with his modem and searched the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. * Frustrated, he sent e-mails to all his friends and coworkers. Checked the input. All to no avail! * Finally, a long time later, he woke up the Shami and handed him $500. * The Shami thanked him and turned back to get his sleep. * The American, more than a little miffed, woke up the Shami and asked, * "Well, what's the answer?" * Without a word, the Shami reached into his wallet, hands the American $5, and went back to sleep!
(ملاحظة: أي شخص عندو أي استفسار أو كلمة ما فهمها أنا جاهزة لجاوب على أي سؤال) _________________ مش عايز بكرة يفوت وانا لسا بموت والليل عمال يجنح و الوحدة تزيد النار و تزدني مرار و الحزن يبات يصبح..... |
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شاعر الأحاسيس المدير العام


 سجّل في : 23 أكتوبر 2007 عدد المساهمات : 7439 مكان الإقامة : منتدى شاعر الأحاسيس
 | موضوع: رد: The Amircan and Shami passenger 29/10/2008, 11:39 pm | |
| حلال عليه .. قدر عليه بندوء .. سبحان الذي خلقهن شكرا على القصة الطريفة _________________


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LikeMoon مشرف منتدى آدم


العمر : 23 سجّل في : 24 أكتوبر 2007 عدد المساهمات : 488 مكان الإقامة : الرياض
 | موضوع: رد: The Amircan and Shami passenger 30/10/2008, 6:27 pm | |
| السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته الامريكي مو مصدق حاله وقايس نفسه بالخيط هو والتكنولوجيا تبعه والشامي على بساطته قدر عليه وتكمن من اخذ القيلولة اخيرا يعطيك العافيه _________________
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MAYA عضو فعال


 العمر : 22 سجّل في : 23 يناير 2008 عدد المساهمات : 1244 مكان الإقامة : دمشق
 | موضوع: رد: The Amircan and Shami passenger 1/11/2008, 11:28 am | |
| [b]شاعر الأحاسيس[/b] نورت شاعرنا [b]LikeMoon[/b] الله يعافيك وشكرا لمرورك _________________ مش عايز بكرة يفوت وانا لسا بموت والليل عمال يجنح و الوحدة تزيد النار و تزدني مرار و الحزن يبات يصبح..... |
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